weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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(via lohanthony)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via shep689)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via rniner)

versacepromises:

versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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me:

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(via rniner)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via cyberwank)